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another look into the Arcata Eye police log:
Tuesday, February 10 3:26 p.m.
Well, hereís one juicy roommate story thatís a little too hot to talk about right now. Seems the…. well, never mind.
7:23 p.m.
A woman with dreadlocks, a man, a dog and their sleeping bags befogged the entrance to an I Street supermarket with the foul exhaust of their stinkarettes – just adjacent to the No Dogs and No Smoking signs. The ignoble savages of course yelled at an air-breather who was so insolent as to speak up. Social contract? Thatís for fascist oxygen fiends.
Friday, February 13 2:59 p.m.
A flooring company was seen dumping adhesive down the storm drain to the creek to the bay, but the label said it was environmentally friendly. Since product labels are the pinnacle of veracity, the fish probably really enjoyed eating that glue – and some day you will, too.
Sunday, February 15 2:12 a.m.
Neighbors were unwilling earwitnessess to hot tub festivities on Wyatt Lane.
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