When I try to drown my thoughts in gin I find my worst ideas know how to swim
Cosmic Latte
I don’t mean to brag, but I’m 2 girls away from a threesome.
is wall in space?
Debating the Oxford comma is one of those things that reminds me that we’re all gonna die and that our lives are composed of a finite set of moments that we choose how to spend.
“The fundamental cause of the trouble in the modern world today is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.”—Bertrand Russell
You erased so many mistakes by sitting up and smiling
“I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.”
I want to be tantamount to cordial