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Another item for the “Thing to fix when the moron is done” pile:
Consumer privacy: The Invasion Explosion (NYT)

Commuter trains as microwaves

PDArt

(via BoingBoing)

Fossil PDA watch

fun stats on couples using cellphones
(via robotwisdom)

Man hypnotized by boobies, wallet stolen
Aussie Rules player suspended for biting into opponent’s ballsack
&nbsp&nbsp– alas, his name is not Golotatyson
(via FARK)

Let’s play the finger-point game:

“Any time you skip a commercial or watch the button you’re actually stealing the programming.” … but at least … “I guess there’s a certain amount of tolerance for going to the bathroom.”

– Jamie Kellner, CEO Time Warner Cable
P.S. – the company just posted a $54.2 BILLION loss
(via Plastic)

Rob Neyer‘s final bitch-session about Tony Muser?

Toronto’s 4th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon

Fun with musician contract riders

Last Year

Yo man, don’t bogart the banana

RIM news – it seems to get TiVo-level mindshare from users

MouseSavers

poison prom punch plot phoiled

Meet Joe – the new Blue’s Clues dude
… I miss Steve already …

If the traffic, tax rate and housing costs don’t make you want to leave California, this will …
Train win best album at 25th annual California Music Awards

Another example of Dubbya helping himself …
Bush Endorses Improved Mental Health Benefits

More on the “Bong Hits 4 Jesus” free-speech lawsuit

The fab Memepool has so much great content :

Making Superheroes with biotechnology

Congratulations!! You’re a HO!!
‘The Batchelor’ picks his biiiyatch

Best Videos Ever per VH1
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp 1. Fatboy Slim – Weapon of Choice
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp 2. Beastie Boys – Sabotage

Great April 2002 Harpers Index
(via RobotWisdom)

Sorry Charlie, no parole this time either

Another reason to encourage public breast feeding

Today’s DUH! news : Pessimists can be a downer
– the real downer is someone got grant money to research this

Ljungberg getting black-and-white striped hair next??

WWGDFAKB – (SD threadspotting)

No British acts on Billboard Top 100 singles, first time in 40 years

The Enron Debacle – a linkdump

Flash fun with They Might Be Giants

TMBG &nbsp GiantKid &nbsp Dial-A-Song

The Onion this week :
Mideast peace process
Foul-mouthed porn actors
… I was really hoping for some sort of Vatican/NAMBLA item …

Spyware update – this one uninstalls Ad-Aware
Comedian calls Telemarketers, I laugh
(via FARK)

NEW : Samsung folding LCD screen

Sadly and (hopefully) temporarily, The Presurfer&nbspgoes&nbspoffline&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp
archive – sources

How to : Ask a girl on a date
for the autistic, but generally helpful
(they make step 2 sound so easy)
(via memepool)

Bowie curating this years Meltdown festival
very interesting lineup

Lightning strikes inside an airplane – WTF?

What happens when a plane gets hit?
Ball Lightning info
more About Lightning
lightning info for kids
lightning and human beings – safety tips

For Lucas, my extra-talkative little-buddy
How sprinklers work

Name you own price on PayPal
(Wired via FuckedCompany)

Random NYT registration generator, for all y’all paranoid-obsessives
Time Capsule : Art toy project
(via BoingBoing)

A bit of oral while making pancakes, leads to
hot oil spilled on her back, leads to
‘severely bitten’ penis, leads to
hitting her in head with pan, leads to
hospital trip, stitches, and (I suspect) humiliation

Universal Remote/Watch combo = Hilarity at sports bar
(via FARK)

Real World Studios
A Peter Gabriel project

The OQO :

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$1000 Palm-sized modular PC
The /. poop (some of it)

OH NO, not the SnackWiches
isn’t this just Darwin at work??