metacognitive laziness
When I try to drown my thoughts in gin I find my worst ideas know how to swim
Cosmic Latte
I don’t mean to brag, but I’m 2 girls away from a threesome.
is wall in space?
Debating the Oxford comma is one of those things that reminds me that we’re all gonna die and that our lives are composed of a finite set of moments that we choose how to spend.
“The fundamental cause of the trouble in the modern world today is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.”—Bertrand Russell
“I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.”
I’d trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday.
when have I ever given anyone what they want
If I let myself need you how long before we die
In vino veritas
“…all these things are meant to make people feel bad. That’s the problem.”
The road to success and maturity can indeed be treacherous for anyone who ventures onto it.
Never trust the teller; trust the tale
Nostalgia: idealized version of the past triggered by anxieties of the present
“an unremarkable phrase made memorable because it landed at the right moment”
A palimpsest of memories
…lean over a mirror with a straw up your nose, suck up an entire week’s paycheck, and think, “God, I’m smart”
Laughter is carbonated holiness