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1 in 8 people have had sex with an animal ??? Threadspotting : Fractured Fairy Tales Wintergreen life savers and their sparks (via StraightDope)

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“… after a police dog bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, …” Internet privacy chicanery, Yahoo! especially not nice Pisces: (Feb. 19óMarch 20) As you emerge from the womb, a doctor will strike you and make you cry. Serves you right for sleeping with his wife. (Onion horoscopes)

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Arcata (CA) Eye Police Log : Monday, March 11 10:03 a.m. A flasher made a great case for willful amnesia, showing someone parts of himself they would rather not have seen in the bushes in the 600 block of F Street. He got away. Wednesday, March 13 7:09 a.m. A red Thunderbird sat alone In […]

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The Toaster The ants killed the hard drive, those bastards Kicksology – the study of phat kicks (via everlasting blort) New jelly bean flavors: (4/1??) pickle, buttered toast, Tobasco, booger, ear wax … “four out of five 6-year-olds say it tastes like booger” … Drink up, this glass knows it’s empty and will order another […]

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the finale of the bizarre pot-head, ex-stripper, wolf-crier mayor story she’s out … Update on Kazaa’s funny business 10 recent reasons for a.b.s.mp3 Andrew W.K. – I Get Wet Angie Stone – Black Diamond Boards of Canada – Music has the Right … Marvin Gaye – The Master 1961-1984 History of Space Age Pop, vol. […]

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FUCK YOU YAHOO!!! Yahoo has reset all opt-in marketing options to YES What’s another word for Pirate Treasure ? I think it’s booty, booty, booty That’s what it is … Twit, Twat, Twerp – the Straight Dope between this about Prozac and this about Alzheimer’s i’m feeling eerily queasy

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“like you have a head that is a few hundred feet wide” Baseball’s pitch trak Dumb-ass ‘the web is boring‘ article nobody writes good books anymore either nobody makes good TV anymore either nobody performs funny comedy anymore either my mom doesn’t wipe my ass anymore either

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Drugs now legal for the employed This week, back in the day (TheOnion rules it, baby) Jesse Helms moves towards the 21st century was it Bono or the fear of god?

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DrBeeper : fly links MY birthday playmate, find yours (via FARK)

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