The Covers Project
U.S. Children Getting Majority Of Antibiotics From McDonald’s Meat
Blast from the past …
News for Kids : Where Bacon Comes From
(god-bless TheOnion)
Psychology of slow freeways?
How to share the road
Freeway incident management
Regular Joe’s -vs- Squad cars
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Jon Carroll’s take on SB4028
(Consumer Broadband and Digital Television Promotion Act)
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1 in 8 people have had sex with an animal ???
Threadspotting : Fractured Fairy Tales
Wintergreen life savers and their sparks
(via StraightDope)
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“… after a police dog bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, …”
Internet privacy chicanery, Yahoo! especially not nice
Pisces: (Feb. 19óMarch 20)
As you emerge from the womb, a doctor will strike you and make you cry. Serves you right for sleeping with his wife.
(Onion horoscopes)
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Arcata (CA) Eye Police Log :
Monday, March 11 10:03 a.m.
A flasher made a great case for willful amnesia, showing someone parts of himself they would rather not have seen in the bushes in the 600 block of F Street. He got away.
Wednesday, March 13 7:09 a.m.
A red Thunderbird sat alone
In Alliance Road’s handicapped zone
It wasn’t permitted
Its owner emitted
A three hundred-thirty buck moan
Monday, March 18 5:12 p.m.
A man tried to take a car in the 600 block of G Street. He told police he thought it was his, but was provided with the knowledge that it wasn’t. He agreed to go away and stay away.
Wednesday, March 20 3:03 p.m.
A man positioned himself in front of a Plaza liquor store and started yelling about women’s breasts. An officer changed the subject.
5:57 p.m.
Steve-o’s post-post-post-post-punk anarcho-metal bass guitar stylings simultaneously distressed, delighted and deafened music aficionados within an eighth-mile or so blast radius of Crescent Way and Bayside Road, which is probably just what he had in mind.
And SO MUCH MORE !!
(via Honeyguide)
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The Toaster
The ants killed the hard drive, those bastards
Kicksology – the study of phat kicks
(via everlasting blort)
New jelly bean flavors: (4/1??)
pickle, buttered toast, Tobasco, booger, ear wax
… “four out of five 6-year-olds say it tastes like booger” …
Drink up, this glass knows it’s empty and will order another
Crack-heads steal Krispy Kreme truck, 15-mile trail of doughnuts gives them away. Motive unclear (munchies?).
Miami Hurricanes’ playbook stolen
— if found please forward to jtedford@calfootball.com
(via FARK)
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the finale of the bizarre pot-head, ex-stripper, wolf-crier mayor story
she’s out …
Update on Kazaa’s funny business
10 recent reasons for a.b.s.mp3
Andrew W.K. – I Get Wet
Angie Stone – Black Diamond
Boards of Canada – Music has the Right …
Marvin Gaye – The Master 1961-1984
History of Space Age Pop, vol. 1-3
Sheryl Crow – C’Mon C’Mon
Shuggie Otis – Here Comes Shuggie
Supper Club Lounge, vol. 1-3
Bob Marley – at the Record Plant 12-02-73
Norah Jones – live on WFUV NY 03-18-02
Human clock and industrious clock revisited
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FUCK YOU YAHOO!!!
Yahoo has reset all opt-in marketing options to YES
What’s another word for Pirate Treasure ?
I think it’s booty, booty, booty
That’s what it is …
Twit, Twat, Twerp – the Straight Dope
between this about Prozac and this about Alzheimer’s i’m feeling eerily queasy
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“like you have a head that is a few hundred feet wide”
Baseball’s pitch trak
Dumb-ass ‘the web is boring‘ article
nobody writes good books anymore either
nobody makes good TV anymore either
nobody performs funny comedy anymore either
my mom doesn’t wipe my ass anymore either
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