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Arcata (CA) Eye Police Log :

Monday, March 11 10:03 a.m.
A flasher made a great case for willful amnesia, showing someone parts of himself they would rather not have seen in the bushes in the 600 block of F Street. He got away.

Wednesday, March 13 7:09 a.m.
A red Thunderbird sat alone
In Alliance Road’s handicapped zone
It wasn’t permitted
Its owner emitted
A three hundred-thirty buck moan

Monday, March 18 5:12 p.m.
A man tried to take a car in the 600 block of G Street. He told police he thought it was his, but was provided with the knowledge that it wasn’t. He agreed to go away and stay away.
Wednesday, March 20 3:03 p.m.
A man positioned himself in front of a Plaza liquor store and started yelling about women’s breasts. An officer changed the subject.
5:57 p.m.
Steve-o’s post-post-post-post-punk anarcho-metal bass guitar stylings simultaneously distressed, delighted and deafened music aficionados within an eighth-mile or so blast radius of Crescent Way and Bayside Road, which is probably just what he had in mind.
And SO MUCH MORE !!
(via Honeyguide)