drbeeper

Pewter Simpson’s bar tools
(via bOINGbOING)

new mass brest-feeding record – must be Berkeley

Top 50 recent IRC quotes
(via Haddock dir)

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A heartwarming work of literary altruism
Dave Eggers’ 826 Valencia writing lab

‘roll your own’ TiVo

The Sideshow

and now, Pubchalking
(via memepool)

Pitchers regain control of the game (TBoswell)

Palestine 101 A short take on a long history

Syria – Iran – Iraq: don’t underestimate Assad Jr

Romancing the Coconut
— including lucky oil, brisca cards, love potions, LifePartnerQuest (and bliss) coaching, and haircuts.

Early (1985) usenet mention of the Y2K problem
— I’m still waiting to hear how the late-1999 spending glut on (mostly non-real) Y2K issues has effected the recession (and the recovery)
— I especially love: “stepwise interactive development”

Yes.net
Hear it on the radio. Find it here.

TV Magic – another glowing DVR review (NYTimes)
— I will quibble with the ad-skipping feature praise. Using the FF button instead is just a matter of remote-control dexterity. This feature is definitely not worth either risking the legal future of SonicBlue or (worse) forcing ad execs to make commercials ever more invasive.

The Source of the Sleaze (M.Ivins)

Amateur stick-figure nudes

Haliberton gets Guantanamo jail contract
(via TMW.com)

The Selig fix is in
— ol’ Buddy-boy at it again

other MLB trading deadline action
MLB Neyer ESPN

Bush, Cheney: Cheshire cats of reform
Ugly Corporate History of the White House (SFGate)
— the real reasons (they feel) NOW is the time for war with Iraq

More huge bankruptcies coming?
(via RobotWisdom)

10 Days in September
Washington Post series on 9/11-9/20

@sciifyer – ascii pron
(via everlasting blort)

FARK Photoshop: Inappropriate Kids Books

Durham for Adkins – who’s your Daddy?

Church using movable shitters as fundraisers
…”pastor moonlights as director of potty placement.”
All ages strip club
(wacky twin-cities via UnknownNews)

10 best highways for oral sex
– really –
Bush boosts confidence, shares coke stash
– no, no, it’s a joke –
Gay scouts sue scoutmaster for non-harassment
– it’s true, it’s true –
Time Warner on crack while merging with AOL
– naaah –
Ashcroft Begins “Definitely Not Racial Profiling” Anti-terrorism Measure
– uhhhh, yep –
To prop up markets, Bush promises to stop talking
– sadly, not true –
(via GagPipe, more or less)

which glue?

R.L. Burnside discography

Police chase ends when man’s prosthetic leg falls off

Allen Barra‘s best baseball moments (30-21)

A Pac-10 football preview

Dealing with underperforming team-members (programmers here) (/.)

They lifted up the sun, the privilege has been won, the limits now are none. The Soft Bulletin II has begun.

Lick a boobie, lose all your money
— when it sounds too good to be true …
(via bOING bOING)

Molly Ivins – ‘Magic’ turning us into toads
— the Telecommunications Deregulation Act of 1996

blog : hotornot

Green Lantern -vs- Aquaman
Sex and the Titty — a new trend?
Boy’s penis eaten by ass. no worries, it’s sewn back on
(via FARK)

Laugh of the Month

Watford fan give’s his bird hep, she slags him on the team message boards; bored fans egg ’em on.

notable quotes

Beats the day to day pre season blues.
… not sure if he means a real goat or an old goat if you know what i mean
… deserves to be deknackered, deknobed and deceased …
enough for this morning Brian i will have to save some stuff …
i bet u didnt tell this lot …that your dad is a Luton Fan
my dad thinks you gave pete one up the backside
anyone seen the new bit of grafitti at Bushey Arches?
Lesson of the story – Be it goats or slappers – always wear a dunkie
you deserve a medal for not chopping his knackers off…
… goalkeepers, “wing halves”, alphabetti heppi
They put their bog roll in a bin for fcuks sake
… whoever told him that dipping it in bleach and scrubbing it with sand paper…
… a call from Brians mother last night she called me a silly little biitch
I never said anything about Hep E – I said I wanted to drop out and become a HIPPY!!!

— the longest thread ever?